Okay guys, this is my Twilight fic. This is totally fictional, and I only own Twilight in my dreams. Emily, however, is MINE! Rawr.
I sifted through my mail. I sighed, it was always the same. Didn't anyone just wright to say hi anymore?
Well, I suppose it could be worse, right? Okay, let me fill you in: My name's Emily and my mom left me after my stepdad died. At first there was just a lot of crying, which I really didn't get. I never knew my dad, so I don't miss him, but I still have no idea why my mom picked Charles. He'd beat my mom, then try to beat me. My mom would try (keyword try) to stop him, and he'd hit me anyway. Then he'd hit her more. It was a nice effort, but after a while, just let him hit me already! It's not a big deal.
I work at the local grocery store with my friend/supervisor Jenny. Jen was a good-hearted soul, not snobby at all, and she was only a year older than me at 16, so it would be really weird to call her "ma'am". I'm also the only one in the store who knows where everything is, and can tell you what a parsnip is (It's a kind of weird white-brown-carrot-looking thing). I'm writing this down beause when you live alone for a while, you start to think out loud. Then people think you're crazy talking to yourself, and it all goes downhill from there. Trust me, not fun.
So, anyway, is it that hard to send a post card? *Sigh*. Food bill (Yay employee discount! If it wasn't for that, I'd be living off cereal. Heck, I still kind of live off cereal. And leafy green stuff.)... Rent... 2nd notice rent... threatining note stuffed in by Lonnie (the guy I pay rent to) threatining to end our agreement if I don't pay my rent like, now...
Basically, this is the agreement: I pay the rent, he ignores the fact that I'm an underaged minor. I play piano sometimes, and disturbs the neighbors, and said neighbors and him come to be grumpy in my house. Mostly they pretend, just so they can hear me without the obstruction of the walls. They're really thin (I am SO glad I don't live near newly weds!). Usually I sweep the hallways too, so Lonnie doesn't have to hire a cleaning lady. That usually gives me a discount on my rent, and a little wiggle room. Sure, it's only like 20 bucks, but I still have to go to school and go to work. I'm only paid a little better than minimum wage, so I basically live from paycheck to paycheck. I have a little saved up for emergancies, though. I'm getting my paycheck tomorrow, and then I can pay Lonnie. Okay, so the mail inventory is: Rent stuff... Magazine... Advertisement... Letter... wait, what?!
Friday, September 26, 2008
Letters to Jacob~Chapter 1
Emily Smith
400 5th Road
Forks 01123
It was from some guy named Jacob Black.
What did you think? Sorry it was so depressing, but there's a reason for it, trust me.
Posted by AnonymousM at 4:13 PM
Labels: Letters, Romance, Twilight Fic
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YAY!!!!!!! U POSTED!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i liked this chapter, even tho it was short. GIMME MORE CHAPTERS!!!!!! pweez? *uses the awesomeful power of the Bambi eyes 2 persuade maura*
oh, and i understood the
'newly weds' implication, and let me tell ya, THAT wuz disturbing. (no offense, of course.)
keep up the awesome work!
Peace and Hufflemuffins
CJ
also: 1ST 2 COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S RITE!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
srry i saw the little trash can button nd i wanted to see what it did whoops!
My comment was:ahem maura, what about me! cant u mention my name ugh so hard to find good blogs these days, ones that appreciate me jeez! i am soo much more awesome than CJ!
Again: My bad!
yup, u sure r unappreciated, nikki. *points and laughs*
HAHAHAHAHAHA maura like me better!
i think we should leave that up to maura, by the way maura, u look great 2day
yeah, we SHOULD leave it up 2 maura! and BTW, u haven't even seen maura 2day! so how would u kno what she looks like 2day? *coughcough* *suckup* *coughcough*
yeah well thats what im good 4
that, nd hitting u w/ a crowbar.
Don't worry guys, I might be making you charaters. (Mwa ha ha ha!)
And ok, fine. CHANEL CHANEL CHANEL. There. There'll be more chapters soon, and sry about the newly weds thing, it was spur of the moment. Prize 4 Julia. Wasn't I the first to comment on ur blog too?
HA! AND CJs getting stuck in a tree when I do! If ur lucky, I'll get Jasper to save you. Or Chanel, who is totally less hot, but that's just cuz I don't sway that way. No offense, Silver-chan. You're atually very pretty. And so she doesn't get jealous, so is CJ. And thanks by the way NYSR!
You put me on your thingamagiggys to look at thing? *Sniff Sniff* That means a lot to me. I already recommended you, and I have no idea how to put a 'sites for you' thing on mine, so, yeah.
well if CJ was a normal personee (which shes not!) she would have taught u, but she didnt! and thank u very much maura, ur preety 2
awwww, thanks maura!!! ur pretty too, no matter what u may say.
also:CAN JASPER PLEEZ SAVE ME????? PLEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jasper has a --well, i won't say it, so maura doesn't freak out again, but u KNOW what i wuz going 2 say, maura!
Peace and Hufflemuffins
CJ
make like a hobo come nd save CJ, thatd be hysterical
Duly noted.
Btw, I might just keep it at a level with Breaking Dawn, and change the pairing with one of the other wolves.
If julia is nice to me, the hobo will be Jasper in disguise. I'll figure it so it's funny, k?
i don't care how he's dressed, just as long as it's a Cullen boy. any Cullen boy would be fine, really, i'm not choosy.
oh, and nikki? i don't want to be saved by a hobo cuz i don't want to be saved by YOU!
that's right, i went there!
I thought NYSR was Chanel...
NYSR is nikki, chanel is Nudge all the way
Oh. Heh heh...sorry nikki, i didn't know. PLEASE FORGIVE ME-HE-EEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *Sob*
alls forgiven and Julia, SHUT UP! Now, Maura I'll u $30 bucks if Julia gets saved by a fat, ugly hobo with a gray beard and talks to rats cuz hes a weirdo!!!!U don't deserve a Cullen boy, u deserve to go out with a hobo!!!
P.S. Emmett's mine nd if u touch him i'll bite ur hand off, then ur other hand, then ur arms, then ur other arm, then ur leg,then ur other leg then ull be a head on a body nd I dont think any Cullen would want u then, except Alice, u can be her Barbie doll!!!!!!
P.S.S MY EMMETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.S.S. srry about the super long comment
It's okay, I love super-long comments. I'll make her saved by a hobo, but really...well, you'll see! (The hobo isn't Jasper like I told you in school, I changed my mind!)
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It'll be funny, I promise. Do you want to be a character Nikki? CJ and Nudge all the way are.
yeah sure
If you could turn into an animal ie tiger, puma, or cheetah (but not those) what would it be? Like a bear (I could set you up in a meeting with Emmett if you wanted to be a bear, but it doesn't have to be a bear, you could pick something else. Your options are: Some sort of predatory feline, or a bear. What do ya wanna be?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT MY JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sniffle* why would you do this to me, maura? *sniffle*
if it's not jasper, than who is it????????
Do you WANT me to ruin the suspense for you? You'll see. Anyhow, if you're alice, nikki is rosalie, i'm bella/renesmee/esme/unknown, anthony is emmett, and evan is jasper, does that mean that you really DO like evan?
jk, jk, i value my life
no, of COURSE i don't like evan r u out of ur mind???????
kk, here's how i think it is: i'm alice, ur esme, nikki is rosalie, chanel is bella. evan is only jasper cuz he's got jasper's hair, once again, I DO NOT LIKE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is everything all cleared up now? good.
Peace and Hufflemuffins
CJ
So r we a coven 4 halloween?
i dunno chanel and nikki were thinking of being greek goddesses but if they do that they'll freeze 2 death when they go outside that's y my mom never lets me be a greek goddess. what do u think?????
why does everyone think I'm Rosalie?!?!?!!?!? I mean seriously!
ur rosalie cuz...
1) u have blonde hair
2) ur both shallow nd self-serving (ur welcome)
3) u would both do whatever it takes 2 get what u want, no matter what
4) ur both into brawny, muscley guys
does that answer ur question?
Yes, it does, but 1 questions: What does self serving mean?
Self serving basically means that you don't care about others. You are your own top priority. It's sort of an insult. And don't complain, I'm ESME/RENESMEE! I mean, really, just cuz I have long caramel-ish hair...with slight blonde streaks...and am extremely overprotective of my friends...and slightly scary when i lose to jacob in a who-can-hunt-the-bigger-animal contest...
Hm. Maybe Jules has a point and I AM Esme/Renesmee.
Hm...
PS I dunno CJ
you see, it all makes perfect sense! maura is esme/renesmee, nikki is a shallow blonde and therefore rosalie, i am alice for reasons i will not go into right now, and chanel is bella.
im not only shallow, im vengeful ;)
true, but i'm SMART and vengeful, therefore i have the upper hand. and WHAT!
I know it makes sense, and u didn't answer my question nikki. It's important! *hmph*
wait, so ur the tiger, chanel's the leopard/cheetah and i'm a pather/puma (still not sure which 1 yet) right???
sorry about previous comment.....just not CJ
Okay, ummmm I don't know you, but I love your blog so far. I'm serious, I love the writing style. I twas awesome and I can't wait for you to post again. This is CJ and NYSR friend. I'm out.
Skittles and sour strips
~ NyB
Thanks NYB! That's really nice. Mabye I'll get to meet you one day bc I'll force CJ and Chanel to introduce me. And NYSR? u can be a cheetah, ok?! God, calm down. Ok, I have a lotta stuff to do, but jules-jules has my permission to yell at me if I don't post soon. It should be interesting. And quick poll: Should I set the scene more, or should I start with the action? I'm thinking I'm gonna set the stage more, but I'll add some awesomeful action stuff if you guys love me and want me to...
AND WHAT BRYANNA? I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND? WELL, NOW I KNOW WHO TO CONSIDER MY FRIEND AND WHO NOT!
chanel, chanel calm down or if u want get mad and start have another comedy show. On the second thought, im not giving u options, start another episode of Chanel VS. Julia.
okay, let's settle the score rite now: NYB is bryanna, AnonymousM is maura. chanel is NATW,nikki is NYSR, and i am CJ. chanel is a cheetah, i'm a puma/panther (still haven't decided), nikki is a leopard, maura is a tiger. all clear? good, cuz i am NOT explaining that again!
maura, i think you should set the scene first, that way we get proper introductions to the characters and the plot. also, if you start off slow you can build up to the climax instead of rushing into an action scene.
if the time ever comes, yes i WILL introduce maura and bryanna to each other.
apologies for the extremely long comment!
Peace and Hufflemuffins
CJ
yes, i am the cheetah and proud of it!!! And YOU!(turns on CJ) YOU THINK YOU"RE SO SPECIAL AND I"M NOT THAT YOU CAN JUST INITIAL MY NAME,NOT SPELL IT OUT FULLY? HUH? HUH? YOU BIG BULLY? WELL GUESS WHAT? I AM JUST GOING TO CALL YOU....CALL YOU......CALL YOU.. OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA CALL YOU, BUT YOU BETTER BET IT'S GOING TO BE EMBARASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'm with Chanel, NYSR? When u pronouce that it sounds like nicer!!! Jeez CJ, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!! WATCH YOU'RE BACK, NUDGE ALL THE WAY , WITH ME????
y don't u both just admit ur using this as a lame excuse 2 pick a fight, even tho it's obvious ur both gonna lose. y'all call ursevles NYSR instead of New York's Silver Rose and NATW instead of Nudge All the Way, but u only say it's not right when i do it! THAT IS PREJUDICE, DISCRIMINATION AND STEREOTYPICAL!!!!!!! if ur gonna start a fight, at least have a good reason 4 1, y don't cha??????????????
i wuvvle da long comments! and as for the rest of you: STOP FIGHTING! By the way, it would be easier if you were a puma cuz it sounds cooler. It's my blog (mwa ha ha ha! uses power abusively!) oh, and guys? WHO CARES?! and it's not discrimination or stereotypical, although it might be prejudice. You guys are going to be initialized, so just deal with it. And Chanel, if you really want to bug CJ, i would say "call her Canzonerio, she doesn't like it," but that nickname is only cool when I say it!
Mwa ha ha ha and hufflemuffins
Maura
y know maura, i feel kind of bad. We use ur blog to fight in 53 (54 if you count me) comments. Isn't that for emails or face-to-face???
i is sowy maura. :(
on a more cheerful note: YAY!!! I IS DA PUMA!!!!!!!!!! and i get 2 b saved by a hot character!!!!!!! 9even tho i don't kno which one it is yet!!!!!!!)
okay, fine maura. Just ruin my day. The only way 4 me to feel better is to criticize CJ and i don't get to do that on the weekends!!(says in whiny voice) and to tell you the truth, it's not that hard to criticize cj cause you can find faults with her everywhere you turn, so i might as well plan my critics on the weekends, and say them during the week, so they'll be witnesses to make even more fun of her! THANKS MAURA! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!! YOU ARE FULL OF BRILLIANT IDEAS!! YAY MAURA!!!
NYSR:
yep, we're pathetic
Chanel:
nice to see u had a change of heart...i think (?)
CJ
no prob, ur bein saved by jasper the hobo, remember?
ALL:
My friend named her dog Jasper, as in, from...
You know what? If you don't know who Jasper is, forget it.
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no, not ok. (crosses arms and glares angrily)`
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Run away. Like, now.
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